Total Medals Earned: 270 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,110 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Buy all upgrades
Medals Earned: 6/11 (35/90 points)
Kill 1 enemy
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
see it.
Witness a Stepford miracle
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
this game done put pig physics innit
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn how to use the map.
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Collect a tape.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/450 points)
Customize your car's appearance in the garage
Complete a race against your ghost (enable in pause menu)
Earn a bronze medal on all A tracks
Earn a silver medal on all A tracks
Earn a gold medal on all A tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all B tracks
Earn a silver medal on all B tracks
Earn a gold medal on all B tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all C tracks
Earn a silver medal on all C tracks
Earn a gold medal on all C tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all D tracks
Earn a silver medal on all D tracks
Earn a gold medal on all D tracks
Earn all medals
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Correctly guess Stepford.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
Finished the song!
Achieve a combo of 50 notes in a row!
Hit every green note...
Strip the drive-thru girl and slap on the Tom Fulp mask.